HICKEYS HIEROGLYPHS AND HONKY TONK

Hot-blooded Horus was in the Hospital after

He Had too many

Hotdogs and Hot peppers.

Hatshepsut Had Hieroglyphs of

Huge Hickeys on

Her Heifers and Hens.

Hermes Had Hooch and Honey before

He Hooted Horatian odes.

John Hume Hummed and Huffed about

Humbug, Humility and Human Rights.

Hemingway Hollered Homage to Homo erectus, Heathens and Honky-tonk.

Aldous Huxley Humphed Hymns about

Hysterical and Hypocritical Humanity.

A Hairy, Half-cocked Halibut Had a Half-baked Halo.