"F" WORDS

A Frying pan and a Fruitcake
were thrown
at the Frown.
The Fuchsia and Fungus became
Fair Friends in a
Foul Factory.
A Faithful Fakir got
Fatter and Fatter by
Feasting on
Fajitas and Falafel.
Fascism became the
Fashion and Fata morgana
of the Fat-tailed sheep
of Fools.
Felicific calculus was used
to Figure out the
Face value of Fellatio.
The Fickle FileFish wore a
Fig leaf
when it
Flirted
with
a
Fin Whale.
A Finicky Feline purred
For Fried Fish
and
French Fried potatoes.
Flabby Falstaff was
Flabbergasted when the
Fire water was Finished.
A Floozy was Flogged
For her
Flubdub and Faithlessness.
A Foggy and Fetid war
Fiasco was
Foisted upon the
American Folk.
The Founding Fathers
would be
Furious!