QUEERS CORTEZ AND QUETZALCOATL

The Queen

Quenched

Her thirst

With large

Quantities

Of

Quinine water.

A Quid Nunc

Had

Querulous Questions

For

All the Queers.

The Quest

For

Quadrupeds

Quadrupled.

The Quarterback

Quibbled

About

Quarks and Quotation marks.

Cortez

Was

A

Quack

And not

Quetzalcoatl.