YUMMY & YUCKY

YOUR YONI IS YUMMY BUT YOUR YORKSHIRE PUDDING IS YUCKY!

"Z" QUESTIONS

WHAT IS THE ZIP CODE OF ZION?
WHEN IS ZOMBIISM PRACTICED IN A ZOO?
WHY ARE ZIPPERS ON THE ZODIAC?

ZEUS & ZEPHYRUS

ZEPHYRUS TOOK A RIDE IN A ZEPPELIN
AND ZIGZAGGED INSIDE ZERO GRAVITY.
ZEUS SLEPT INSIDE HIS ZESTY ZIGGURAT.

THE STRIPED HORSE

THE ZEALOUS ZEBRA ZAPPED THE ZANY ZEBU WITH ZABAGLIONE!

THE DEMISE OF AMERICA

THE DEMISE
OF DEMOCRACY
WILL BE
BECAUSE OF
DELUSIONAL
&
DEMEANING
DEMONS
SUFFERING FROM
DEMENTIA---
NOT BECAUSE OF
DEMILITARIZATION.

KKK

THE CLANDESTINE CLANSMEN CLANGED THEIR CLARION CLAMOR
BUT THE CLAIRVOYANT CLAMS DID NOT CLAP AT THIS CLAPTRAP.

THE COWARDLY COWBOY

THE COWARDLY COWBOY COWERED
BEHIND A CRABBY COWGIRL
WHO HAD JUST COZENED HIM.

BIG BROTHER

BIG BROTHER
IS NOW
BIGFOOT
IN AMERICA.

LOTHARIO

LOTHARIO WAS NO LOUSY LOUNGE LIZARD
NOR A LOUDMOUTHED LOUT
BUT HE LOVED TO EAT LOTS OF
LOTUS AND LOVE APPLES.

YEAST INFECTION

A YEGG WITH A YELLOW YEAST INFECTION
YELPED AT THE YENTA YESTERDAY.
TODAY THE YENTA WITH A YELLOW YEAST INFECTION
YELLED AT THE YEGG.

WHALE SELF-ABUSE

THE SPERM WHALE
WHACKED OFF WITH
HIS THINGAMAJIG
& WHATCHAMACALLIT.