STRANGE SOUP

A Perfectly
Peculiar
Pecker
Put Pecans & Peaches
In his
Pea Soup.

DON JUAN DOOM AND DON QUIXOTE

Don Juan
Liked To
Doodle
On his
Donkey.

Don Quixote
Liked to play
Dominos
With his
Doppelganger.

Doom
Is
A
Doggone
Dolor.

NOSTRADAMUS QUERY

WILL ANY
FYLFOTS
FIGURE
IN THE
FUZZY
FUTURE?

FUNERAL DIRECTORS AND FUNDAMENTALISTS

A funky fundamentalist
Had a funereal fungus.

A funny funeral director
Hit his fungoes into funnel clouds.

BUDDHA AT THE RODEO

Big Bug-Eyed
Buddha Got
Bucked Off His
Buffalo.

LIZARD SONG

A
Giant
Gila
Monster
That
Had
The
Gift
Of
Tongues
Giggled
When
A
Giddy
Gigolo
Gibed
At
Gilgamesh.

JE NE SAIS QUOI

The jiggly Jerusalem cricket wore a jetblack jerky.

Jeremiah developed a bad case of jet-lag in Turkey.

Jesse the jester liked to eat jalapeno jello.

A CRAPPY TALE

Some
Crappies
Got cranky
From crapulence;
Some cranes
Got cramps
From consuming
Too many crappies.

VIAGRA AND VESTAL VIRGINS

Voltaire was
A Virtuoso.
Votaire was a
Vociferous
Volcano of Veracity.
Voltaire Vexed the Vanities and Vices of vox populi
With his Voluminous
Verbal Voyages.

NOT AT THE DENTIST

The nippy nitwit
Inhaled
The nitrous oxide
Hoping to
Experience
Nirvana.

LOVE EMBRACE OF THE UNIVERSE

A risque roach
Had no rival
Except for a
River horse.

Diego Rivera
Had no rival
Except for
Frida Kahlo.