"G" WHIZ

Giorgione Gasped

When he Gazed

At the Giant Girth

Of a Gypsy's Girdle.

A Gila monster

Giggled at Gilgamesh.

A Giraffe with a Gimp and Gingivitis

Liked to drink Ginger ale and Ginger beer.

The Gigolo's Girlfriend Gamboled

On a Gorilla's Giant Genitals.

A Genie's Gonads were

Giant Galaxies Gorged

Inside Gilt Gambadoes.

The Gangster was a Gangbanger

Who liked Gangsta rap.

LADY LUCK

THE LAGGARD LACKY ON THE LONG LADDER
LOOKED LACKLUSTER AND LACKADAISICAL
UNTIL A LADYBUG LAMBASTED HIM
WITH A LACROSSE STICK AND A LONG LADLE.