BOVINE RECIPE

A Sovereign Cow
Sought Sour cream
To Spice up the
Soup and Souffle
That had gone South.

TO "B" OR NOT TO "B'

Beautiful, Bare, Bodacious Babes Bathed in a Bawdy Brothel.

Bashful Basilisks Basked in Brass Basins filled with Basil.

Big Bats Basted Batfish and Bass in Butter and Beer.

Blonde Bimbos Binged on Bing Cherries, Bioflavonoids and Binary stars.

"G" STRINGS

Ulysses S. Grant loved Grapes, Grapefruit and Granola.
Cary Grant loved Grasshoppers and the Grand Unified Theory.
Thomas Gray loved Gravy and Gravitational Waves.
Grendel loved the Greenhouse Effect and Greenwich Mean Time.
Wayne Gretzky loves Green tea, Grenadine and Gregorian Chants.

THE "Nth" DEGREE

Did Isaac Newton ever Nibble Nicoise olives?

Did Nietzsche ever smoke Nicotine?

Do New waves fall down Niagra Falls?

Does the New Testament ever mention Newts or Nicomedia?

Did Reinhold Niebuhr ever get Nickeled-and-dimed?

ALL THAT JAZZ

Dizzy Gillespe Giggled at
His Gig
When a Giant Gila monster
Gave Gimcracks
To the
Gimlet-eyed Gigolo.

SWEET "P"

Pensive Penelope Pined for the Penis of Odysseus.

The Painted Paramour had Paraparesis.

The Paranoid Paralegal Parachuted onto a Parapet in the Paramo.

Phat Persephone Preferred Pomegranates and Persimmons.

Paradise is a Paradox.

ZENANA

The Zippy Zeppelin ZigZagged in a Zephyr!

The Zealous Zebu shrieked "Zounds!"

A Zany Zebra practiced Zen in the Zoo!

Zeno and Zachariah had a Zestful Zeitgeist!

A Zillion Zombies ate Zucchini!

Zoroaster Zoomed in a Zoot suit!

"D" LIGHTS

The Doleful Dictator Designed Dopey & Diabolical Doodles about Doom.
A Drab Dragonfly Drank a Dram of Decaffeinated Coffee.
The Despairing & Destitute Despot Destroyed the planet with Deadly Detachment.
A Devious Demon Designed Dicey & Detestable Diagrams.
The Dimpled Dinosaur Decided to Dilly-Dally in his Dinky & Dingy Dinghy.
Is it the Diction of your address that makes me so Digress?

CALLING "M"

Did Edna St. Vincent Millay ever

Write a Melody about the Milky Way?

Did John Stuart Mill ever

Make a Mulberry Milk Shake?

Does Miletus have many Mills?

John Milton and a Millepede

Mooned a Mongoose and Mosquito.

A Muezzin in the Minaret

Mumbled Mumbo Jumbo

To the Multitudes.

H-BOMBS

Hiawatha liked to Hear Honky tonk.
The Hooker liked to consume Honeydew.
The Honey bee liked to smoke a Hookah.
The Hobbit liked to play the Harpsichord.
The Harlequin Hated Hasty pudding.
Hare Krishna liked to Harass Haoles.
Hannibal Had Horrible Hallucinations.
The Homunculus liked to Hear Hip-Hop.
The Hippopotamus Hated Ham and became Homongous.
Hitler liked Hocus pocus and Hopscotch.
Houdini Hummed like a Humpback whale.

BEGGAR IN PINK PANTS

The Poor & Pudgy
Panda in Pink Pants
Panhandled
For
Peaches
Pears
Papayas
&
Pancakes.

"G" WHIZ

The Goateed Goddess Gobbled Gobs of
Golden Goo.
The Gluttonous Gnome Gnawed and Gnashed a
Gnat and Gnu.
The Ghost and Giant Garnished and Grilled a
Genie and Giraffe.
The Gladiator Glided across Glistening Glaciers
Before
Global Warming
Grilled
Them.

MORE "R & R"

The Refined Redhead Reeked of Red peppers and Reefer.
The Rank Rascal ate Rations of Raspberry and Rattlesnakes.
The Rainstorms' Raindrops plummeted like Rampant Raisins.
The Racy and Radical Rabbi Raced Rabbits and Raccoons.

"S & Z"

The Schizophrenic Scholar Schmoozed
With
Schmaltz about Scary Schlock and Stew---
About Scornful Scofflaws and Schnooks!

A Zany Zealot Zoomed and Zapped
With
Zest Zillions of Zits and Zombies!

R & R

Adrienne Rich Rhymed Ribald Riddles Rife

With

Rhythm and Blues.

Rhubarb and Ricotta Richoceted Off

Of

Rice Paper when

Richard III Rode his Red Rickety

Ricksha into the Rolling Rhone River.

S & S

The Salty Samoan known as Samson

From

San Antonio

Sold his Samoyed to Sancho Panza

From

San Bernadino.

The Sad Sand Fly

From

San Francisco

Flew with Sangfroid

To

San Diego.

"D & M"

The Dumb and Dubious

Duck

Drew his Dagger to Duel

With

A Drunk & Dyspeptic

Dugong.

The Mutant Mussel

With Mustachio

Mutilated a

Mad & Muzzled Mutt.

FRYING "F"

A Frolicsome Friar

Fried French Fries & French Toast

For

A

Frightened and Frisky Frog.