T.L.C. WORDS

No Tactics
Were
Too Taboo
For
The
Tactless
Tabloids.
The
Tadpole's
Tail
Was
A
Talisman
For
The
Taxidermist.
The
Turkey
Said
"Tallyho"
Before
It
Got
Tarred
And
Feathered.
A
Tantalizing
Tart
Had
Tawdry
And
Tiny
Tatoos
On her
Tawny
Thighs.
A
Teetotaler
Developed
Telekinesis
And
Telepathy.
A
Telescope
Told
Teeming
Technicolor
Tales about
A
Thug's
Thumb that
Tickled
Time.
T.V.'s
Tiresome
Tittle-Tattle
Titillated
And
Transfixed the
World.
Love
Potions
Lubricated
The
Loins
Of
A
Low-spirited
Lady.
The
Leader
Was
A
Laughing
Lawbreaker.
The
Lecturer
Lectured
On
Lechers
And
Lesbians.
The
Libertine
Licked
The
Lusty
Lips
Of
The
Lovely
Lass.
The
Lion
Left his
Lamb
In his
Lavish
Lair.
A
Cagey
Call girl
Cooked
Cannibals
And
Carrots
In
Her
Caldron.
A
Canine
With
Cavities
Was
Collared
And
Kept away
From
Candy.
Cassandra
Cast
Catastrophic
Caveats
About
Ceaseless
War.
A
Chalice-like
Cerulean
Was
Chock-full
Of
Cloudy
Clichés.
A
Clitoris
Cloaked
With
Cocky
Cobwebs
Liked
To
Come
And
Go.

"F" WORDS

The
Fuzzy
Future
Isn't
Futile
Said
A
Furious
Furrier.
A
Frisky
Frog
Wore
A
Frockcoat
In
The
Funhouse.
The
Funambulist
Fell on his
Fat
Fundament.
A
Fertile
Femme Fatale
Felt
Fervent
Fires
In her
Thighs.
The
Feta
In the
Fettucine
Fed
Feisty
Fascists
At
The
Feast.
The
Fiddler
Crab's
Big
Claw
Was
Like
A
Fifth
Wheel.
The
Fiend
Who
Filched
A
Fife
And
Flute
Played
A
Fortissimo.
The
Foie gras
Made
The
Folksinger
Fart.
The
Found
Poem
Was
Filled
With
Four
Letter
Words.
Foreplay
In
The
Fourth dimension
Freaked out
The
Frenchman.

A TURTLE A TROUT A TOUCAN TRUFFLES AND A TYRANNOSAURUS

A
Turtle
From
Tuscany
Was
Tutored
By
Tweedledum
And
Tweedledee.
The
Twilight
Twinkled
Its
Twilight
Glow
Twenty-one
Trillion
Times.
The
Tuning
Fork
In
The
Tunnel
Sounded
Like
A
Tyrannosaurus.
A
Tsunami
Of
Tumbleweeds
Tumbled
Across
Texas.
A
Trout
Tasted
The
Truffles
And
Thought
They
Tasted
Tough.
Trolls
And
Troglodytes
With
Trifid
Teeth
Ate
Trifocal
Trilobites.
A
Toucan
With
Tourette's
Syndrome
Trash
Talked
To
A
Tortoise.
The
Topless
And
Toothless
Tootsie
Got
Topsy
Turvy
With
Every
Tom
Dick
And
Harry.
The
Tiny
Tick
Who
Wore
A
Tiara
Thundered
"Hark!
The
Poet
Speaks!"
Thick
Thickets
Of
Thistles
Thronged
The
Tea
Garden
With
Their
Thorny
Talismans.

CHRISTIANS CHIMERAS CATERPILLARS AND CASANOVA

Clandestine
Circles
Circumscribed
Citadels
With
Charismatic
Chimeras.
The
Chap
Charged
And
Charged
On his
Credit Cards
Until he fell into a
Cheerless
Chasm.
A
Chiseling
Charlatan
Charmed
With
Childish
Chatter to
Catch
Gullible Christians.
A
Cabbage
Chastened by
College
Changed into a
Cauliflower.
"The Cache of
Carrots
Are kept in the
Caboose
And
Cannot be
Captured"
Said the
Caballeros.
A
Candle
Cannot
Conceal
Cunning
Canards
Of
Calculating
Candidates.
Carnal
Caresses
Of
Casanova
Cast spells upon
Celibate
Cherubs.
A
Chameleon
Had a
Change of heart
And
Changed its
Course
And
Colors.
A
Chicken
Chockful
Of
Chocolate
Cackled
Ceaseless
Canticles
On
Confection.
The
Caterpillars
Celebrated
And
Cavorted
After
They
Cast
Off
Their
Chrysalis
Coats.

B-A-D WORDS

Bilious

And

Bibulous

Behemoths

Found

Buffets

And

Banquets

Banal.

An

Assiduous

Amanuensis

Averred

That

She

Had

Auguries

Of

Automatons.

Demure

Denizens

Derided

Dalliance

Dissolution

And

Duplicity.

"P" WORDS

Pithy

Platitudes

Produced

Putrescent

Putative

Predilections.

"H" WORDS

HABEUS CORPUS

GOT

HIT

HARD

ON ITS HEAD

AND

NOW

IS DEAD.

THE

HAIRY

HAG

WITH

HABITUAL

HALITOSIS

HAD

A

HORRIBLE

HACK.

HAMLET

HAD

HAPLESS

HANGUPS.

HAREBRAINED

HARLOTS

PLAYED

HARPS

AND

HARMONICAS.

THE

HUMONGOUS

HYMEN

HYPNOTIZED

THE

HUSKY

HUSBAND.

THE

HAPPY

HUSSY

HURLED

HOT

HUMUS

AT

HUMAN

HUBRIS.

AN

HOURI

WITH

THE

SHAPE

OF

AN

HOURGLASS

DID

THE

HULA-HULA

WITH

THE

HOOCHIE

COOCHIE

MAN.

THE

HORNY

HINDU

HAD

HOT

FLASHES

WHILE

ON

HER

HORSE.

THE

HERMIT

CRAB

HAD

A

HIGHBALL

TO

HALT

HIS

VEXING

HICCUPS.

THE NEGRESS AND NEANDERTHAL

A
Nosy
Neanderthal
Peeked
At
The
Nearsighted
Negress
Who
Never
Napped
In
A
Negligee.

ORION ORISONS AND ORGASMS

I saw Orion
Sitting
On
His Oriental rug
Making
Orisons about Original
Sin
While from my
Oriel
I heard an
Organ grinder
Reciting
Odes
and
Orations
About
Outrageous
Orgasms.

CATACLYSMS CONFLAGRATIONS AND CONSTERNATION

The

Certitude

Of

Compendious

Canards

On

Cataclysms

And

Conflagrations

Caused

Chronic

And

Choleric

Consternation.

"D"WORDS

A Dwarf

Duped

A

Dunce

And

A

Dweeb

With

Delicious

Donuts.

A

Dybbuk

With

Dysentery

Dwelled

Inside

A

Dutch

Uncle.

A

Drunken

Dryad

Duct taped

Her

Duds.

A

Dromedary

Drooled

Droll

Drivel

On

The

Dozing

Dragon.

A Double-jointed

Dowager

Douched

With

Dope.

A Dolorous

Dolphin

Tossed

Donkey

Doo-Doo

At

Doomsday.

"I"N'I'QU'I'TY

Inexorable
And
Incessant
Iniquity
Was
An
Impregnable
And
Imperious
Incubus.