Monday, April 30, 2007
A Buxom Babe in a Babushka Babysat
Some Babbling Baboons.
A Bactrian camel Bad mouthed
A Baker from Baghdad.
A Bald Ballerina danced a Baleful Ballet.
Balthasar Brought myrrh not Balsam to
The Bambino in Bethlehem.
A Bandit Bamboozled a Banshee from the Barbary Coast.
Two Bearded Barn owls sat in a Barouche.
The Beat generation didn't Belong to
The Bedecked & Bedizened
Beau monde.
The Bete noire in Black Baggy pants
Bethrothed the Busty Bibliophile
In a Blue Bikini.
Friday, April 27, 2007
"S" WORDS
A Striking Street walker Strode
Across the Sunny Street
Searching for
Sweet Strudel & Schoo-fly pie.
A Skinny Strumpet did a Striptease
&
Stupefied Some Sumerians.
A Sun god Sang about Sweet corn, Strawberries, Sashimi, Spaghetti, Sauerkraut & Swiss cheese.
A Sand flea, a Sardine & a Sand dollar
Danced a Saraband on Saturn.
Saul Savored Scallops, Scampi & Shrimp
Soaked in Sherry & Sangria.
A Scanty Scarecrow Shouted
In Scathing & Scarlet rage
That he needed more Straw to stay alive.
A Schizoid
Schmuck & Scnook
Practiced Schadenfreude
To Satisfy their Souls.
A Scrawny Scholar
Scoffed at & Scorned
Scrambled eggs
Sea Snakes & Scones.
A Sea horse with a Sequined Saddle
Searched for a cozy Stable
To Serenade Some Seraphim.
A Skittish Skeleton on a Skateboard
Shot his Six Shooter
&
Startled
The Skinheads & Skulls.
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
"I" WORDS
The Indigenous Indian
In Indigo
Indicated
With
An Index finger
That he was
Indeed
Indignant
About his
Indisputable
Indigestion.
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
"V" WORDS
The Vast Veldt felt like Velvet Velcro.
The Vacillating Vagabond Visited Valhalla.
The Very Vain Vampire had Valentine-shaped Varicose Veins.
The Vegetarian Ventured to eat a Venus-fly trap.
The Ventriloquist Voiced Veracious Verbiage that sounded like Verbum sap.
The Verse was Versatile Verbosity.
The Vestal Virgins were Vexed by Vibrations from the Vibrator inside Vesuvius.
The Viking's Victuals of Veal, Venison and Vegetables were marinated in
Vermouth and Vinegar.
VIP's in Virgin wool wore Villainous Visages.
A Virulent Virus Virtually Vanished after a Vat of Vitamins A, B, C, D, E, G, H & K were swallowed.
Monday, April 23, 2007
HICKEYS HIEROGLYPHS AND HONKY TONK
Hot-blooded Horus was in the Hospital after
He Had too many
Hotdogs and Hot peppers.
Hatshepsut Had Hieroglyphs of
Huge Hickeys on
Her Heifers and Hens.
Hermes Had Hooch and Honey before
He Hooted Horatian odes.
John Hume Hummed and Huffed about
Humbug, Humility and Human Rights.
Hemingway Hollered Homage to Homo erectus, Heathens and Honky-tonk.
Aldous Huxley Humphed Hymns about
Hysterical and Hypocritical Humanity.
A Hairy, Half-cocked Halibut Had a Half-baked Halo.
Saturday, April 21, 2007
Friday, April 20, 2007
DIAMONDS IN THE ROUGH
Dreary and Dreadful Dreams Drifted like Driftwood through the Darkened Door.
Daddy longlegs Danced on a Dainty Daffodil.
A Damselfly with Dandruff Darted Down a Dentist's Dentures.
A Demented Dervish Dazzled a Despondent Debutante.
A Devout Dictator with Diarrhea Developed a Dangerous Diaper rash.
A Dybbuk Developed Dysuria, Dyslexia and Dyspepsia During Dinner.
Thursday, April 19, 2007
"N" WORDS
The Naive Nabob Nagged a Naked
Naiad to feed him Nachos and Nan.
The Nappy Nanny goat Narrated a Nasty Novel about Nipples, Nurses, Nirvana and Nihilism.
The Nearsighted Nautilus liked Neapolitan ice cream.
A Naked Neanderthal wore Nefarious Neckties.
A Nematode's Neocortex was full of Neotony.
The Nibelungs Nibbled Newts, Nicknacks and Newspapers.
The Nimble Night crawler had Nightmares about Nineteen Namby-pamby Nincompoops from Newfoundland.
The Nocturnal Nomad wrote Nonstop Nonsense verse about Noodles.
A Nutty Nymph with Nymphomania Nuzzled Numerous Noblemen.
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
NO HARE BALLS
Hare Krishna
Harangued and Harassed
Hirsute Hebrews.
Hammurabi
Had
Hamburgers and Hamantaschen
For lunch.
Henry VIII Had Homely Hookers
Who
Hummed and Hollered
In
Humpy
Hot tubs.
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
LIFE WITH AN "L"
The Leery Lecher gave a Lecture on Left-handed Leeches.
The Left-wing, Left-brained Lecturer was a Legend on the Leeward Islands.
Leeuwenhoek kept a Ledger about Lice on Large Legal pads.
Saturday, April 14, 2007
"C" NOTES
The Countenance of the Cosmonaut was Cottony
When the Cougar Could not Comprehend the Cosmos.
The Cute Counselor wore Costume jewelry and a Costly Costume.
A Caballero had a Caboodle of Cacti and Cabbages in his Cabana.
A Cat Caught a Canary but the Canary Consumed the Cat.
A Cenotaph in the Cemetery was a Chamber of Whores.
When the Cougar Could not Comprehend the Cosmos.
The Cute Counselor wore Costume jewelry and a Costly Costume.
A Caballero had a Caboodle of Cacti and Cabbages in his Cabana.
A Cat Caught a Canary but the Canary Consumed the Cat.
A Cenotaph in the Cemetery was a Chamber of Whores.
Thursday, April 12, 2007
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
S's
Percy Bysshe Shelley Scrawled odes about Skylarks!
Ravi Shankar Strummed a Sitar beneath the Stars!
Shubert Scoffed at Sustained Symphonies!
Scheherezade Shunned Stories with Schlock and Schmaltz!
Satan Sauteed his Sauerkraut and Sausages!
Sarah wore a Satin Sari Stitched with Shiny Sapphires!
Sunday, April 08, 2007
PITIFUL
The Pallid and Pious
Pigtailed Pimp
In the
Pink Pinstripe Suit
Was a
Preying & Perverted
Pipsqueak!
Pigtailed Pimp
In the
Pink Pinstripe Suit
Was a
Preying & Perverted
Pipsqueak!
Friday, April 06, 2007
NEWS FROM OUTER SPACE
Ubiquitous UFOS
From
Unearthly Universes
Unveiled Urgent
Ultimatums
To
The
Human Underlings.
From
Unearthly Universes
Unveiled Urgent
Ultimatums
To
The
Human Underlings.
Thursday, April 05, 2007
ANIMAL "G"-ASTRONOMY
A Gnu Gnawed a Gnat.
A Gecko Gobbled a Cat.
A Goat Guzzled A Gallon of Glue.
A Goldfish Gagged on the Golden rule.
A Gastropod Gaped at a Grimy Germ.
A Gorilla ate a Gooey worm.
A Garter snake ate Gazpacho & Guacamole.
A Giraffe Gargled Gatorade.
A German sheperd Gobbled Giblets and Goobers.
A Gerbil Gulped some Glogg.
A Greedy Grackle Grabbed the Holy Grail.
A Golden Eagle Glided on a Gusty Gale.
A Giant Grasshopper Grazed on Green Grass.
A Giant panda Grimaced when his Groin was Grabbed.
A Grouchy Grizzly bear Grumbled about Gruel and the Gross National Product.
Wednesday, April 04, 2007
BOOK OF CHANGES
Iteration of the Itch from poison Ivy drove Isis Insane.
Ivan the Great didn't Inhabit an Ivory tower.
Islam Irritated Isaiah and Ishtar.
The Ibis and Ibex Ingested the I Ching
And
Incurred Indigestion and Identity Crises.
Imperial Imps must be Impeached.
Incense and Incantation Initiated Incessant Incest.
Tuesday, April 03, 2007
"F" WORDS
The Funky
Furfur
On
The
Fur
Seal
Sent
the
Funeral
Director
Into
A
Fury.
A
Fungus
On the Furniture
In
The
Funeral
Home
Was not Funny.
The Furtive
Funny Farm
Funneled
Foul
Funny
Money
Into
A
Fiery
Furnace.