A DECIDER A DAREDEVIL A DEITY AND A DICTATOR

The Defiant and Deceptive
Decider shocked and awed with
Damnation that was
De haut en bas.
Dainty Daisies
Dahlias and
Daffodils
Decorated the
Dapper Daredevil.
Dauntless David Destroyed a
Doomed Goliath.
The Debris of Defeat
Debouched from
Democracy's Decaying
Debacle.
A Deity Devoured the
Delectable
Dinner.
Delilah Deftly Deceived Samson.
The Dick test Did not
Detect any fever in the
Dictator.

BEDBUGS AND BABOONS

The Babbling and Bamboozling
Baboons of Bush had their
Bacchanal of Backhanded
Bellicosity.
A Baleful Ballad
Became a Balm to the
Badass Band.
The Banshee with a Backache
Barfed on the Barmaid.
The Basilisk Basked
Beneath a
Barrel cactus.
Bedbugs Beneath the
Bedclothes
Bedeviled the Beggar.

JOY OF COOKING

A Kachina cooked
Kabab at the
Kaffeeklatsch inside the
Kaaba.

"U" WORDS

The Ubiquity of
UFOs will
Ultimately Uncover their
Unearthliness.
An Umpire took
Umbrage at the size of the
Udders.
An Uppity
Upstart wanted to
Understand the
Universe.
The Underarms of
Uranus were
Unreal.

"C" WORDS

The Calamitous and Callous Cabal
Cooked its Cagey and Calculating
Cabbages in a
Cauldron of Cunning.
A Camel did the
Calypso after it was
Catapulted from a
Cannon.
The Candidate's Candor
Countered the
Capacious Cant.
Capitalism had been
Captured by
China.
The Cardinal's
Carnal knowledge was
Castigated with
Catcalls.
The Cat's Caterwaul
Caused the
Cavern to
Cave in.
The Ceremony in
Cerberus was
Certain to
Cause
Chaos and Cacophony.
Casanova Charmed
Ceres with his
Charisma.

"L" WORDS

A Lobster in Lotus position
Laughed at the
Lunacy of Leaders.
Light on Lilacs made
Life Lucid.
A Lemur and a Lion
Liked to eat
Licorice and Liver.
Lazarus didn't want to
Lead a Life of
Luxury.
A Lark and a Lizard
Liked
Lasagna and Laxatives.
A Lamb and a Ladybug
Lived La dolce vita.

A JELLY FISH A JACKASS JACKALS JANUS JEZEBEL JUPITER AND JESUS CHRIST

The Jackals of war
Jinxed peace on earth with their
Joyless Jingoism.
Jupiter Jumped on
Juno like a
Jaguar.
A Jackass took a
Jaunt in a
Jalopy.
Men Jabbered about
Justice but all their
Jabbering Jargon was a Joke.
Janus liked
Jalapenos in his
Jam and Jelly.
The Jellyfish
Jiggled like
Jello.
Jezebel wore Jingling
Jewels to the
Jig.
Jesus Christ wasn't a
Jock.

"D" WORDS

A Daffy Dago
Dabbled in
Dadaism.
The sword of Damocles
Dangled above the
Dark Days of Democracy.
The Deceitful Decider
Damned a generation of his nation's
Denizens.
A Dinosaur Devoured
Dinky Devilfish.
The Diptych had
Divine Designs of
Doom.
The Decider's Doubletalk made his poll numbers
Dip.