"G" WORDS

The Gangster said
Gadzooks when he was
Gagged.
Gawain and Galahad
Galloped through the
Ghastly Gauntlet of
Ghouls.
The Gecko and Giraffe
Gawked at the
Gaggle of Geese.
A Gluttonous Gnat
Gnawed on the
Gnu until it was
Gone.
Godiva wore
Gold Goggles when she
Goaded the
Godless Generation.
A Gorilla Gobbled Giant
Grapes.
The Guru was
Gung ho about
Guacamole.

"M" WORDS

Mad Mab Made love after eating
Macaroons and Macadamias.
Make hay and Make Money until you
Make your Mark.
The Mandibles of Malcontent Man
Mangled Marvels.
The Melancholy Mathematician
Meandered in a Maze.
Merlin's Magic Mended the Milky Way.
The Mighty Military continued its
Mindless and Misdirected
Morass.
A Mistress Missed the boat because of the
Murky Mist.
The Moody Monkey Moped in the
Moonlight until Midnight.
The Morality of Mankind became
Morbid.
A Mosquito in the Morgue Mopped up the
bloody Muck.
Mohammed was Mum about
Mutant Muslims.
Myriad Mysteries Maddened a Madman.
A Maharani Maintained her Maidenhead with a Magic wand.

"F" WORDS

A Fabulous Fable was Fabricated after
Fact-Finding
Fell by the wayside.
The Fallen angel
Fell like a
Falling star.
The Fancy Falsies
Fascinated the Fates.
The Fart Flew
Farther than the Frisbee.
The Feisty Feline
Feasted on
Fiber and Fish.
The Feud
Fermented and Festered
Forever.
The Fat Figs were
Filched by Fifty
Frolicsome Frogs.
Fame is a
Flash in the pan.
The Fish Flopped on the
Flotsam and Jetsam of the
Earth's Fools.
The Fly played the
Flute on a
Flying saucer.
The Fog Folded its arms around a
Fool's paradise.
The Future of America, Freedom and Democracy had become badly Frayed because
one Fuhrer had Fucked up the nation with his Fumbling and Furtive Failures.

"S" WORDS

A Sagacious Sailor and a Saintly Samaritan
Shot a
Saber-toothed Tiger.
Safe Sex was practiced on the
Safari.
A Sacred Cow and a Sacred baboon ate
Sacred mushrooms at the
Sacrifice.
A Salacious Salamander
Said Salaam to the
Sailfish.
A Salvo of Saltpeter
Saved the Philistines from
Samson.
The Sand fly and the Sand flea were
Swallowed by the
Sandpiper.
A Scorpion played Scrabble with a
Senile Senator.

"T" WORDS

The Tadpole Took
the bull by the horns
instead of by the Tail.
The Talisman Tantalyzed a Tapeworm.
The Tarantula ate Tasty Tarts.
The Teenybopper Teemed with
Tasteless Tattoos.
Thor Threatened to Twack the Terrorists with Terrible Thunderbolts.
The Tiger from Timbuktu made a Tirade on Toads.
The Titan was in a Tizzy because of the
Thespian's Tittle Tattle.
Tommy played the Tom-Toms but he was Tone-deaf.
A Thief who Toiled in the Tomb Told no Tales.
The Topless Tap dancer was Tortured with Torpedoes and TNT.
The Tapestry put the Tramp into a Trance.
The Transvestite was a Tried and True Tart.

"C" WORDS

A Callous Call girl killed a Canary.
The Camel in Camouflage
Carried Cadaverous Cannibals to the
Caravansary.
Candlelight in the Cantina
Captivated the Caballero.
The Cagey Caterpillar Caught a Cow.
The Cricket
The Centipede
And
The Chameleon
Chased a Clam.
The Condor's Claws Clasped the Chubby Crab.
Circe Chortled after her Clitoris Climaxed.
The Concubine was Comatose after Coitus.
Confucious wasn't Confused by Chaos.
The Chrysalis was Crying inside its Cocoon.

"F" WORDS

A Frying pan and a Fruitcake
were thrown
at the Frown.
The Fuchsia and Fungus became
Fair Friends in a
Foul Factory.
A Faithful Fakir got
Fatter and Fatter by
Feasting on
Fajitas and Falafel.
Fascism became the
Fashion and Fata morgana
of the Fat-tailed sheep
of Fools.
Felicific calculus was used
to Figure out the
Face value of Fellatio.
The Fickle FileFish wore a
Fig leaf
when it
Flirted
with
a
Fin Whale.
A Finicky Feline purred
For Fried Fish
and
French Fried potatoes.
Flabby Falstaff was
Flabbergasted when the
Fire water was Finished.
A Floozy was Flogged
For her
Flubdub and Faithlessness.
A Foggy and Fetid war
Fiasco was
Foisted upon the
American Folk.
The Founding Fathers
would be
Furious!

A YAK A YOGI AND A YES-MAN

A Yak Yammered on a
Yawing Yacht.
A Yogi Yodeled for
Yoghurt.
A Yes-man Yearned for
Yeast and Yams.

HEAVEN HADES AND HABEAS CORPUS

A Hobo Hobnobbed with
A Hog and the Holy Ghost.
The Homegrown Holy war made
Homer turn over in his
Homey grave.
Hallow Habeas corpus was cast into
Hades.
The Handcuffed Hamburger who
Had a Hand grenade
Walked Hand in Hand
With the Ham.
A Hardened Hangman
Had Hardening of the arteries
Because of all his Hangups.
The Harlequin and the Harlot
Habitually Had
Hashish in their Heads.
The Homunculus liked
Hooch
Honey
And
Horse racing.
The Houri was Hurled
By a Howling Hurricane
Into the arms of
Hyperion.
Is there Heartburn or Heart failure
In Heaven?
Is there Hepatitis or Herpes
In Hades?

THE OUTLANDISH "O"

The Overweight Owl ate an
Obese Oyster.
The Obscene Oceanographer
Obsessively Observed
Old Oarfish.
An Octopus played eight
Ocarinas under the
Atlantic Ocean.
Odin was at Odds
Off and On with an
Odorous Odalisque.
An Omniscient and Omnivorous
Opossum ate Oodles of
Opium poppy seeds.
The One-eyed Orator
Received a standing Ovation for his
Oration on
Onions
Orangutans
The Oort Cloud
and
One night stands.

THE SHRIMP AND THE SEX GODDESS

The Shameless Sex goddess
Shocked Society with her
Seamless
Showy and
Sheer Stockings.
The Sleepwalking Shrimp
Sighed when he Saw a
Scantily dressed
Scallop.

DEMOCRACY DEODORANT AND DARK MATTER

The Democracy had Developed into a Demonic Dictatorship.
Daddy long-legs Drank a Daquiri and Devoured a Damsel.
The Debate about Dark Matter Dejected a Demented Deity.
The Deodorant was Denounced by a Dandruffy Dermatologist.
A Despondent Dervish Danced with a Donkey and a Dog.
A Drunken Diplomat Despised the Demagoguery of the Delusional Decider.
Diana Dressed in a Diaphanous Dress and Dazzled the Dirtbags.

"S"ENSATIONS

A Sadistic Saboteur
Slew the Salmon
As they
Swam upstream
To Spawn.
A Sassy Salamander
Ate
Salami, Scallops, Scallions and
Sushi.
A Satyr Sauntered
With
Savoir-faire
Across the Savanna.
A Sagacious Scholar
Scoffed
At the
Sacrilege
Of human
Sacrifice.
A Scorpion Screamed
When his
Stinger was
Scorched
By the
Sizzling Spider.
A Sacred Scroll
On
Sea gods
Was Stolen
By
The Secret Service.
The Seductive Senorita
Sang
A
Sweet Serenade
To
The Senile
Senor.

"Z"EITGEIST

A
Zonked
Zygote
from
Zion
Zapped
a
Zoologist named
Zeus.