Monday, October 29, 2007

"B" WORDS

The Bionic
Bird
of
Paradise
Had
A
Bird's
Eye view
Of the
World's
Barbarity.
A
Bushmaster
Bit
The
Brainwashed
Butts
Of
The
Homeland's
Baboons.
A
Butterfly's
Buttocks
Got
Buggered
By
A
Bug-eyed
Buffalo.
The
Brutal
Bugaboo
Of
Terrorism
Blazed
Its
Bloody
Path
Across
A
Weary
World.


Tuesday, October 23, 2007

"M" WORDS

The Mad & Macabre
Machine world needs
Magnanimous
Magic.
My lady used a
Magnifying glass to
Magnify her
Magnificent Maidenhead.
Melancholy Man
Is
Mentally ill.
Merlin
Messed around
With a
Merry Mermaid.
The Mileu of Militarism
Was a
Millstone in the
Mind of Man.
The Moon will be
Mined for its
Metals and Minerals.
A Monkey
With a
Monocle
Meandered in a
Mammoth Maze.
The Moon
Moored
In a
Meadow
In the
Milky Way.
The Mother of God
Rode a
Motorcycle
To hear
The
Sermon on the Mount.
A Mouse
Gargled with
Mint Mouthwash
After eating
Chocolate Mousse.

Saturday, October 20, 2007

BAAL BACH BEETHOVEN AND BEAN SPROUTS

A Big Bouquet
Of Begonias
Sat in a Bottle
Beside the Babbling
Bourn.
Baby Baal
Played the
Baby grand
In
Babylon.
Bach
Got a
Backache
From
Backhanded
Backbiting
At
The Bacchanalia.
Badass
Bacteria
Had Been
Badmouthing
Bald
Bag ladies
And
Bouncing
Baboons.
The
Ballerina
Danced
To
A
Baleful
Ballad.
Banjos
And
Bassoons
Were
Played
By
A
Band of Bandits.
Bawdry Barbarians
Were Barbecuing
Beef ribs
On the Beach.
Beer
Bean sprouts
Bacon
And
Bananas gave
Beethoven
A Bellyache.
Beelzebub
Bantered with the
Belching Barber
About
Belial.
Beowulf ate
Bhang and Betel nuts
And went
Berserk.
The Book
Was about a
Bitch goddess's
Bildungsroman.
A Black crappie
Ate the Bait
Of
Blueberries and Black Raspberries.

Sunday, October 14, 2007

URANIUM AND UTOPIA

In Ubangi
No Udders are pierced
With
Discs that look like
UFOs.
Unbelievable Unicorns
Rode Unearthly
Unicycles in
Unison.
An Ultimate Ukase
Was Uttered by
The Ukulele.
Ultrasonic Ululations
Emanated from an
Umbilicus's
Umbo.
Unbalanced Underlings
Refused to wear
Any Underwear.
Upbeat Upanishads
Inspired an Underdog's
Unanimous Uprising.
The Umpire
Yelled Unappealing
Umlauts for the
Umpteenth time.
The Upright piano
Floated Upstream
Upside down.
Unavoidable depleted
Uranium
Spread Unbound,
Upwind and Up and down
In Iraq.
Is there Utopia
In the
Universe?

Thursday, October 11, 2007

My gOOdness "O"

I say an Orison
For Orion
And wonder whether
There are
Orange Orbs on its
Horizon.
The Old Oaks
Look like
Obelisks.
The Obstinate
Odalisque OD'd on
Obnoxious and Obscene
Octogenarians.
Odysseus Ogled Oenone.
Odin Offended Ophelia.




Monday, October 01, 2007

"M" WORDS

Many
Macabre & Miscreant
Machinations had been
Manufactured
By
Man's Mad
Military
Machismo.
A Magical
Maelstrom
Had
Majestic Mermaids.
Mealy-Mouthed Men on
Merry-go-rounds
Had
Micturated on the
Masses.
A Million
Melancholy
Millipedes
Marched across the
Meadow.
The Muezzin
Mumbled
More Mumbo jumbo
From his
Minaret.
Merry
Mistresses
Masturbated in
Musky
Manholes.