"Y"?

A Yahoo Yelled at his Yak to stop Yapping Yarns about Yuppies.
Ying and Yang Yelped
"Yoiks!"
when they got the Yen.
The Yankee Yawned when he smelled the Ylang-Ylang.
A Yogi Yodeled when he had Yellow fever.
Yahweh played with a
Yellow Yo-Yo
In his Youth.

THE LETTER "O"

An Old Oaf sat on an Old Oak and ate Oatmeal and Okra.

An Odalisque Owned an Odious Octopus.

Obese Odysseus Owned an Omelette with an Oedipus complex.

An Obsene Ogre spoke Ominous words of Omnomatopoeia.

Oodles of Opals Overlaid an Oyster.

Orion ate an Ostrich and Oyster crab..

"I" WORDS

An Itty-bitty

Ivory

Intaglio of Inanna

Irritated

Isis.

An Intransigent

Imp

Imposed his ideas

Upon

Immoral

Invalids.

An Intoxicated

Iguana

Insulted an

Intrepid Infidel.

An Insatiable

Intellectual

Invented

Irksome Isms.

NO FEAR

While I wear my Montero

I shall not fear

Your Monstrous

Montes pubis!

"T" WORDS

A Taciturn Tadpole from Tahiti was Tailored in Taffeta.

A Terrible Taliban Threw the Taboo Talmud into the Trash.

A Tarantula Tap danced and played the Tambourine.

A Talkative Tapeworm ate Tarts, Tacos, Taro and Taffy.

A Tawdry Taxodermist refused to stuff Terriers and Toy dogs.

A Tall Terrorist from Tenochtitlan wore a Tweed Tuxedo.

A Tawny Trollop Twitched and Twisted her Tiny Tush.

A Trout and a Tuna Trolled for Turkeys.

NAIAD NEANDERTHAL NIMROD AND NOMAD

A Naked Naiad from Nairobi

Naysaid Necrophilia.

A Nerdy Neanderthal

Needed a Neologism to describe the New moon.

A Nimble Nimrod went Nip and tuck with a Nude Ninja.

A Nostalgic Nomad went Nuts over a Nubile Nymph.

"W" WORDS

A Wicked Wild-eyed Widower Who Wore a Wig Wielded and Wiggled his Wiener.

A Wacky Waif from Waco Waltzed With a Walrus.

A Weary and Weepy Willow Wept for this Weird World.

A Well-rounded and Well-read Wench Wore Wheels around her Waist.

A Wheezy Whelp Whiffed and Whispered Whenever he Was Whipped.

A Whippoorwill Whistled about White chocolate, White magic and the White man's burden.

The White House Wrote White papers about a blasphemous Willy-nilly War and its Wicked Whoresons.

A Wild turkey Wanted Wild rice and Wheat for dinner.

A Will-o'-the-Wisp Wilted in the White Wind.

A Windbag Whined about Wishy-Washy Wishful thinking.

A Witless Witch and a Wise Wizard Wedded.

A Wonky Wombat Winked at a Worried Wood pussy.

"E" WORDS

An Elephant, an Elk and an Elf Entered an Elevator to Elude Eighty Ecdysiasts.

An Eagle with Echolalia wore Earmuffs while Eating Enchiladas in his Eyrie.

Elohim E-mailed Enigmatic Epigrams and Epithets.

Eros was Enraged with Erectile dysfunction.

An Eskimo Eructed after Eating Eshalots and Escargots.

A Eunuch could not find his Erogenous zones.

Everyman Embraced Everywoman Everywhere.

MASTICATING "M" WORDS

A Macaw ate Macadamia nuts, Macaroni and Macaroons.

A Maelstrom ate Marshmallows, Mammoths and Manhole covers.

A Martian ate Marzipan, Marmalade and Maraschino cherries.

A Mouse ate a Melon, a Midget and a Mint.

A Monarch butterfly ate a Mosquito, a Moth and a Mule.

FAMOUS "D" NAMES

Diogenes Disdained Dogma and Doubt.

Descartes was no Ding-dong or Dingbat.

Dante was a Dapper and Divine Comic.

Darwin Didn't Dawdle or Diddle on his Beagle.

Durer was a Darn good Drawer.

The Dalai Lama Detested Demons, Daggers and Duffers.

"K" WORDS

A Kurd who went to Kuwait Kvetched

When he forgot to pack

Kvass in his Kyack.

A Kraken ate Krait, Krill and Kumquats.

A Kinky King crab killed a

Kindhearted King cobra.

The Kooky Khan in Khaki

Kicked a cute Kewpie

Into a Khat.

A Katydid in Karakul made Katzenjammer on a Kazoo.

A Know-it-all Kachina with a Kaleidoscope

Went to Kabul

To eat Kabob

With

A Kangaroo.

A Killer whale

With Kidney stones

Ate

Kimchee, Kraut and Kieelbasa

With

A Knuckleheaded Koala.

Krishna used Kung fu

To Knock off some

Killer Knaves.