"B" MOVIE

The Barefoot and

Bareheaded Bard

From Barcelona

Dressed in Barbwire

Barked and Bellowed at a

Barenaked Baroness

On her Barmy Barouche.

DON'T EAT THE EASTER BUNNY

The Raccoon from Rabat preferred Radish

And Radicchio on his Rare Rabbit.

"H" TALES

The High-class and High-brow Hierophant
High fived High-powered and Hifalutin Heirarchs.
The High-strung and Higgledy-piggledy Highwayman Hated Hieroglyphics.
The Hideous High priestess Highjacked and Highballed the High life in Her Hidy-Hole.

"H" QUESTIONS

I wonder whether Anne Hathway
Ever did
Hat tricks
For
William?
Did Hatshepsut
Wear a
Hauberk?
Was she a very good
Hausfrau?
Did Hauptmann ever play the
Hautboy?
When will America end its
Hatred
of
Havana?

REVISION

A Rhinocerous and Rhesus monkey
Revised their Revolting Rhapsody
About Rheumatoid Arthritis.

ODE ON "O"

The old Odorous Octopus Ogled Outer Galaxies.

The Odalisque had an Odd Odor.

Odin had an Odious Odontaglia.

Odacer wrote an Oceanic Ode.

UNDERWATER UNDULATIONS

HER UNDIES

WERE

UNDERWIRES

THAT

WERE UNDULY

UNDESIRABLE

IN

UNDERWATER

UNDULATIONS.

IN THE KEY OF "B"

Befriend a Beggar!
Befoul a Beetle!
Befog Begonias!
Befuddle Beelzebub!
But don't Befool
Ludwig van Beethoven!

THE TASTEFUL "T"

The
Tardy
Tapir
Tasted
Tarts
Taro
&
Tapioca.

HOUSEWORK & HOUSEFLIES

The Hotheaded
Hoyden
Sat
in
Her
Howdah
&
Hollered
&
Hollered
About
Housework & Houseflies.

SUSPENDED ANIMATION

A

Humble

Humming

Bird

Hated

The

Humdrum

Humbug

And

Hullabaloo

Of

Humanity.

A MOOSE A MOONFISH AND A MORMON

A moody and morose moose
Moped in the morning moonlight.

A moonfish was moonstruck
by a monstrous moray.

A morbid Mormon was by
a morning glory moonstruck.