JASON JUNO JUPITER AND JESUS

The Jealous and Jaundiced
Jehovah's Witness said
Je ne sais quoi.
Jesus had
Jet lag and the Jimjams.
The Juggernaut
Of Jingoism is no
Joke.
The Juggler
Jumped up and down for
Jelly beans and Justice.
Juno and Jupiter gave
Jason a ride in their
Jalopy.

QUEERS CORTEZ AND QUETZALCOATL

The Queen

Quenched

Her thirst

With large

Quantities

Of

Quinine water.

A Quid Nunc

Had

Querulous Questions

For

All the Queers.

The Quest

For

Quadrupeds

Quadrupled.

The Quarterback

Quibbled

About

Quarks and Quotation marks.

Cortez

Was

A

Quack

And not

Quetzalcoatl.

A CHERUB A CHICK AND CLEOPATRA

The Chesty Cherub
Chewed Cherry Tomatoes
A Cherry Plum
And
Chewing gum.
The Chi-Chi Chick
From Chickamauga was
Clad in Chintzy
Clothes.
Cadmus Carried a
Caduceus to
Cajole Caesar to eat
Carrot Cake.
Callous Cleopatra
Crucified the
Cunning
Consul.
Cannelloni and Cannoli
Were
Catapulted out of
The Cannon.
A Canny and Cheerful
Canary
Chirped a
Cantata.
The Cornfed Chicken
Couldn't Control its
Cackling at the
Cocks.
The Crazy and Craven
Corsair
Cursed
Cheese and Crabs.
The Colicky Colonel
Had to have a
Colonoscopy
To Check
The Causes
Of his
Collywobbles.
A Cluster
Of Colossal
Constellations
Collided.
Samuel L. Clemens
Couched
With words that had
Clear-eyed
Cinéma vérité.
The
Gold-Colored
Chyrsalis
In the
Cocoon
Carried
A tune.
Crooked and Cunning
Cynics
Clamored
Like Crazy
Chimpanzees.

"I" WORDS

Icarus Ice skated
On thin Ice
Before he flew
To the sun.
The Illuminati
Met in an
Igloo.
The Indelible Ink
Of Imagination
Imbued the
Incomparable
Bard.
The Infrared rays
Became
Intensely Incarnadine
And
Ignited the Incense.
The Iguana
Ingested
Innumerable
Insects.
The Intaglio
Was Inlaid
With
Images of
Ibises.
The Invisible
Hand of Fate
Intervened
In time
To save a
Troubled
Earth.

"W" WORDS

The Wacky duck
Waddled and Waggled
Up a Wall.
The Wandering Jew
Wailed that
He Wanted
To stop his
Wanderlust.
The Witch Waved
Her Wanton
Wand and
Woke up
Walter Mitty.
The War out of
Washington
Wasn't Waning.
The Well-groomed
Werewolf
Wolfed down
The Well-to-do
Wench.
The Wet-nurse
In a Wet suit
Whacked the
Whining Whale.
The Whirlwind
Whirled and Whished
A Warship upon
The White Waves.
The Wicked
White man
Wielded his
Wily Wiener
Across the
Wide World.
A Woozy
Woman
Wanted to Woo
The Wise Wizard.

PACIFISTS PAGANS AND A PEEPING TOM

Palavering Pacifists were
Packed inside the
Patty wagon with
Pallid Pagans.
A Panther's
Paw Prints
Were Plastered
All across the
Palace floor.
There was no
Panacea for the
Panic and Pandemonium
Inside of Paradise.
A Parrot
Parsed the
Parts of speech.
A Peculiar Peacock
Pecked at
Peanuts and Pearls.
A Peeping Tom
Peeped through a
Peephole and
Peeked at a
Pair of Paramours.
A Petulant
Philosopher
Pooh-Poohed
Poets.

"A" HOLES

An Abhorrent and Abject leader
Advanced
The Abyss of war.
The
Dictator
Affirmed
Again and Again
That he was
Against
Any Apology.
The Agnostic was
Annoyed by
Acts of
God.
The Ape
Was
Apathetic
About
The Apocalypse.
Absolute
Artistocracy
Armed
Armageddon.
The leader continued his
Arrogant and Artless
Arrested development.

GABRIEL GANYMEDE GILGAMESH AND GODIVA

Gabriel Gadded about in
Gaberdine
On his
Golden Galleon.
Ganymede Galloped
Across the Garden of Eden
On his
Gallant Stalleon.
Gilgamesh Gasped
When he heard the
Glissando being played
On the Glockenspiel.
Galileo Gazed at a
Glistening Galaxy.
The Gnome Goaded a Gnu
To Go to
Gehenna.
A Gnarly Gnat
Gnawed on a
Giraffe.
Godiva wore a
Gorgeous Gown in town
That gave the Governor
A Goggle-eyed frown.
The Gourmet
Got Gout from
Gorging on
Gizzards and Gloom
In
A Greasy spoon.

A SLUG A SKINHEAD A SLUT AND SALOME

The Sluggish and Slow-witted Slug

Slurped a Small beer.

A Sly and Sullen Slut's
Smegna

Smelled like

Smoked Salmon.

The Sad Sadhu

Said Salaam to a

Salacious Saint.

Salome danced to

Salsa and Samba in a

Skanky Saloon.

The Skimpy Skinhead Slobbered.

A CALL GIRL CADAVERS AND CAPITALISM

A Carload of
Corpses
Conquered a
Caboodle of
Cadavers.
A Cache of
Cackling Chickens was
Carried on the
Cacophonous Caboose.
The Call girl on the
Calliope
Caught the eyes of many
Customers.
Many Canards were
Cooked up by the
Cunning Cabal to
Commence
Shock & Awe.
The Candid Candidate was killed by a
Car bomb.
War is the
Cash Cow of
Capitalism.

INSIDE THE CLOISTER

The Clocks at the Cloister went
Clop-Clop after the
Cloistress Caught
Mr. Clootie playing with her
Clitoris.
The Clique discussed the
Cloaca in the
Cloister.
The Cute Cloistress liked to
Clog dance with
Senor Clootie.
The hungry Clochard
Asked to dance with the
Cute Cloistress and went
Clonk Clonk
&
Clop Clop on the
Cloister floor until the
Clocks Closed the
Cloister door.
She Covered her
Precious & pampered
Clitoris
With a
Soft & warm
Cloche
Until the dark frost
Turned
Night
Into
Light.