THE TOUCAN THE THUNDERBIRD AND THE TARANTULA

The
Total
Depravity
Of
Torture
Touched
Off
Turmoil
And
Trouble.
The
Toucan
With
Tourette's
Syndrome
Turned
On
The
Titmouse.
Twilight
Twinkled
And
The
Thunderbird
Thundered.
A
Tadpole
Trounced
A
Tryannosaur
With
Tae
Kwon
Do.
The
Tarantula
Took
A
Taxi
To
The
Theater
And
Tolerated
The
Taxi
Driver's
Taradiddle.

EARL EDDIE EURYDICE ELSA ELAINE AND EARTH

Earl
The
Earthworm
Had
Edible
Earrings.
Eddie
The
Eel
Got
Lost
In
An
Electron
Cloud.
Eurydice
The
Elephant
Eloped
With
An
Elegant
Elf.
Elsa
The
Emu
Eked
Out
Enlightenment.
Elaine
The
Egyptian
Entered
Eden's
Exit.
Earth
Is
An
Exquisite
Egg!

BEATNIKS BEAVERS BATS BOLSHEVIKS AND THE BRISTLECONE PINE

The
Beatnik's
Beatitude
Beat
The
Beavers
Off
His
Bedraggled
Bed.
A
Band
Of
Baleful
Bats
Behaved
Badly
At
The
Ballpark.
Baal
Loved
To
Eat
Baba
As
A
Baby.
Francis
Bacon
Was
A
Bad
Ass
Bard.
Barbie
Had
Big
Buttocks
But
Her
Beer
Keg
Had
A
Small
Bunghole.
A
Burglar
Burnt
His
Burgers.
The
Buoyant
Bull
Bugged
Off
From
The
Bullfight.
A
Buckaroo
And
A
Buccanner
Buggered
The
Bolsheviks.
A
Brown
Bear
Ate
Brown
Betty.
The
Bristlecone
Pine
Blossomed
Before
The
Bronze
Age.

KANT KRISHNA AND KEATS

Keats

Kindled

Poetry

With

A

King-sized

Kaleidoscope.

Krishna

Kvetched

About

His

Karma.

Kismet's

Kiss

Knelled

Like

A

Kettledrum.

The

Kingdom

Was

Out

Of

Kilter.

The

Kind

Knight

Knocked

Out

The

Knave.

Kant

Kept

His

Ketchup

In

Konigsberg.

A SNAIL A SNAKE A SCALLOP AND SOCRATES

A

Soft

Spoken

Snail

And

A

Smooth

Spoken

Snake

Snuggled

In

The

Snow.

The

Satyr

And

The

Savage

Soaked

In

The

Salty

Sea.

Sarah's

Sandals

Smelled

Like

Saintly

Sandalwood.

Saul

Shot

Sand

Into

A

Persian's

Peepers.

The

Sagacious

Savant

Sought

Satori.

Socrates

Sauteed

His

Sausage

And

Sauerkraut

In

Savory

Sauce.

The

Starving

Scallop

Searched

For

Shrimp

To

Swallow.

The

Scarab

Scampered

Across

Soft

Sand

Seeking

Skat.

The

Sectarian

War

Lay

Siege

To

The

Sinister

And

Spurious

Usurpation.

The

Stone

Of

Sisyphus

Slid

Ceaselessly

Up

And

Down

A

Steep

Slope.

CALYPSO AND CLEOPATRA

The

Cadaverous

Cabal

Caged

The

Caliph's

Camels.

The

Callous

Call

Girl

Captivated

A

Carnal

Casanova.

The

Carved

Caryatid

Of

Calypso

Shocked

The

Chaste

Christians.

Cleopatra's

Chasm

Of

Cleavage

Caused

A

Cacophony

Of

Catcalls

And

Clapping.

The

Chaotic

Century

Was

A

Clamorous

Chanticleer.

The

Climax

In

The

Soft

Side

Of

A

Hill

Was

A

Cloudburst

Of

Concupiscence.

A

Colossal

Comet

Crashed

And

Cracked

The

Heavenly

Body.

The

Cock

Eyed

Chimpanzee

Clasped

A

Chubby

Cherub's

Coconuts.

A

Chowhound

Chugged

Chowder

And

Chow

Mein.

A

Chrysalis

Couldn't

Wait

To

Climb

Out

Of

Its

Cocoon

And

Become

A

Crawling

Caterpillar.

Cyberspace

Is

A

Cosmic

Cornucopia.