UNTITLED DELIGHT

A Decorous Decorator Declaimed:
I Decry Decoupage but I Delight
In Decolletage!

A CHAMELEON A CHAMBERMAID AND A CHAMBERED NAUTILUS

A Chambermaid
Preferred to drink
Chamomile and Champagne
On the Champs Elysees.

A Chambered Nautilus
Sat on a Chaise Longue
And listened to
Chamber Music.

A Chameleon
Liked to Cha-cha
And Chain Smoke with
Paul Cezanne.

A Pandemonium of Pairs

A Paradise of Prostitutes
A Palace of Paragons
A Pantheon of Paradoxes
A Panorama of Pansies
A Panoply of Pandas
A Plague of Piranhas
A Pageant of Pagans
A Plethora of Penguins
A Phantasmagoria of Phalluses
A Platoon of Platypuses
A Phalanx of Phagocytes
A Pool of Poodles
A Poorhouse of Popes
A Preponderance of Pricks
A Prison of Poets
A Potpourri of Poultry
A Profusion of Prophecies
A Protrusion of Pharisees
A Psychodrama of Psychopaths
A Paraphernalia of Phantoms
A Pantry of Pasta.

CUPID AND CULTURE SHOCK

A Cute and Cuddly
*unt Caught Culture Shock.

Cupid Coated
His Cupcakes With
Sweet Curacao.

THE TYRANT & THE TITMOUSE

The Tanned Tyrant was Titillated
By Titiana's Titantic Tits.

The Titmouse demanded Tit for Tat
After the Toad took his Fancy Rat.

AT THE HAIR SALON

A Cocky Cosmetologist
Commented to the Cosmic Comic
That his Cortex Contained a
Cagey & Corrupt Cosmos.

CHILLI CUISINE

A Chimpanzee liked Chili Sauce on his Chimichangas.
A Chihuahua liked Chili Powder on his Chili Dogs.
A Chincilla liked to Chill Out in Chinatown.

LADIES

Once Upon a Time
There was a Lady-like Ladybug
Who liked to Drink her Lager in a
Laid-back Lagoon.
Once upon a time
There was a Laggard Ladyfish
Who liked to Lounge around with
Lake-dwelling Ladykillers.

THE TRAPDOOR SPIDER

The Trapdoor Spider
Keeps
Travelers and Treason
Out of his
Terrestrial Home.

CELEBRATING INDEPENDENCE DAY

THE HIPPOPOTAMUS IN HIGH HEELS

HATED HIGH FALUTIN HIP-HOP.

THE HIRSUTE HIPPIE HOPPED UPON

HIS HIGH-POWERED HOARY HINNY

AND HUNTED HIGH AND LOW

FOR A HIGH-GRADE HORSEY.

SPACE TRAVEL

An Agile & Astute
Astronaut
Was all
Aswoon & Aswill
After he saw
An Astounding Asteroid
Ask for Asylum
In the Astrodome.

NO MONKEY BUSINESS

The Optimistic
Orangutan with
Orange Orbs gave an
Opulent Oration
On
Optoelectronics.