"B" WORDS

The Babble in Babel Badgered the
Bachelors in Babylon.
The Bactrian camel with a Bad Back
played the Bagpipes.
A Bagful of Bagels were used to
Bait some Brown Bears.
A Baleen whale
Baked Baklava for the
Blue whale.
A Ballerina Bounced down the
Balustrade like a
Beach Ball.
Before a Banker Became Bankrupt he
Bought a Bargain Basement.
The Barefaced Boy
Brought a Bazooka to his
Bar mitzvah.
A Basilisk gave a
Bear hug to the
Beautiful Bedbug.
A Bee and a Beetle
Begged for more Beer at the
Bacchanalia.
Belial Belched and Bellowed in the
Belfry Before he
Betrothed a Buxom Barmaid.

"E" WORDS

An Eager Eagle liked to Eat
drink and be merry.
An Eccentric Economist liked
to Eat Earthworms
in his Eggplant parmesan.
Eighty-Eight Eels had
Electrifying Experiences
during their
Electroshock therapy.
The Elegant Elegy Elevated the
Evil Empire.
The Eminent Emir
Emitted
Embarrassing Excrement.
The Enamored Engineer was
Engaged to an
Empty-headed Empress.
An Epicurean with
Enormous ears
Enjoyed Egg rolls and Entrails.
An Echo
Eddied in
Eden.

"K" WORDS

A Kid Kicked a Khan in the Knee
And his Keister went Kerplunk Like a Kettledrum.
A Kangaroo who spoke the King's English
Keeled over from a Kinky Kiss.
A Klutz with a Knife
Killed a
Kingdom for his wife.

NEPTUNE AN OYSTER AND A NYMPH

A Nagging Oyster Nabbed a Naked Nanny by the Nares.
The Nasty Nation was Narcissistic.
The Necklace looked like a Nebula around a Nag's Neck.
A Nearsighted Navigator got Nauseous from the Naval officer's Natural gas.
Neptune Never said Naughty words to Naiads clad in Negligees.
A Night crawler in a Nightgown had a Nightmare that she was eaten by a Nightingale.
The No-good Nihilist was hit on the Noggin and experienced Nirvana.
A Nonpartisan Noodle Nodded Nonstop at a Nervous and Nublile Nymph.

"S" WORDS

A Supernatural Sumo in Sunglasses was Stunned when he got Sunburn and Sunstroke.
A Supine Surgeon Spoke Sweet nothings to his
Sleeping Sweetheart.
A Sullen and Suicidal Stunt man Strangled Some Starry-eyed Statues.
A Stallion Slid inside the Squishy and Stinky Stable.
The Spineless Squid Squeezed a Spellbound Seahorse.
The Spaced out Sow Sobbed when Socrates committed Suicide.
The Smug and Smutty Smugler Sneered and Snickered at the Snarling Snail.
The Slovenly Sloth Slugged a Sleeping Slut.
A Sky-blue Skylark Sailed Sky-high to Slip away from being
Shut-in.

"G" WORDS

A Gabby Gadfly went Gaga over a Galleon Going to a Gigantic Galaxy.
The Garrulous Gambler in Garish Garb Got a bad case of Gas from a Garbage can.
A Gawky Geisha Got Gastritis after Gazing at some Gaudy Gems.
The Gentle Genie Genuflected to a Giddy Ghost.
A Glum Glowworm Goaded a God to Glorify a Gnome.
A Goat with a Goatee Gobbled Gobs of Goulash and Goose.
A Gourmet with Gout and a Golden crown said Grace.

AN AMERICAN AN AGNOSTIC AN ACROBAT AN AMPUTEE ALLAH AND ARIES

Aries Armed his Armada to Attack the Approaching Arabs.
The Assiduous and Artful dodger Asphyxiated An Asinine Assassin.
An Arrogant Ass-kisser Asked Athena for her Atomic weight.
The Azure Aurora Awakened the Apathetic Aborigine.
The Acrobat Ad-libbed Adroit Aerial Acts.
The Adventurous and Affable Astronaut had An Affair from Afar.
The Afterglow of the Afterlife Agitated the Aging Agnostic.
The Air speed of the Aircraft Alarmed the Alcoholic Alien.
Allah Ate an Alligator who had An Almighty Allergy.
The Ambitious and Ambidextrous American Ambled Among Amoral and Amorous Amphibians.
The Amiable Amputee Abhorred Androgyny.
An Angry Angel Annihilated Austere Athiests, Argumentive Apparitions and Atavistic Apostates of Armageddon.

"D" WORDS

The Daffy Dadaist
Damned
Daisies and Daffodils.
The Dalai Lama
Demanded
Dalliance and Dance!
The Dame in Damask
Dedicated herself to
Dharma
Dark Matter
&
Dark horses.
The Dapper Detective
Tried to
Decipher when the
Dead Duck Died.
The Dejected Deity
Deplored
Deja-vu.
The Despondent Dermatologist
Drew his
Derringer on a
Desperate Demon.
The Dippy Dik-Dik
Dined with a
Dipso Dingo.

AN ABBOT AN ANACONDA AN ALBINO ALI BABA AND ACORN SQUASH

The Aberrant Abbot Abhorred Abattoirs.
An Acorn squash
From the Abyss
Addressed
An Assembly of Admirals.
An Affluent Albino Adorned his
Adobe
With Aluminum And
Agave.
Ali Baba Ate
All of the Apples
Avocados
And
Amoebas.
An Anaconda Ate
All of the Apes and Armadillos.

MORE "F" WORDS

Forge
Hope
Forget Forlorn
Hope
Forever
Forget
And
Forgive---
Forego
Forked
Tongue
And
Do
Not
Forfeit
The
Form
Of
Forgotten
Man.

"A"-PPETITE

Aphrodite became Apish
After she Ate
An Aphrodisiac.
Apollo became Apologetic
After he ate
Aphrodite.

HORSE SENSE

The Frisky Foal
From
Foggy Bottom
Liked to eat
Focaccia!