A SKELETON AND A SCARECROW A SCHMUCK AND A SCHMO SCARLATTI AND SCHEHERAZADE

A Scarlet Scarecrow
Was the Scapegoat
For
A Skeptical Skeleton.

A Scintillating Scimitar
Scorched
A Scarecrow's
Scrotum.

A Schmuck
Was
A Schmo
Sans
Schmaltz.

Scheherazade Scared
A Scarab beetle
With
His balls.

Scarlatti's Scalp
Wasn't
A Scaly Waltz.

THE LOOK OF LOVE

THE LANDLORD LABORED

TO LOCATE

HIS LANDLADY'S

LABIA MAJORA

BUT FOUND IT

TO BE

A LABRYINTH

FULL OF

PHANTASMAGORIA.

NO Pi HERE

The Pundit

Of the

Punic Wars

Enjoyed

Punk Rock

& Pungent Puns

Pumpkin Pie &

Perfumed Whores.

A LIZARD A LOBSTER AND A LOCUST

THE LIVID LIZARD
HAD LOCKJAW
AND A BAD LIVER.

THE LOADED LOBSTER
WAS LOATH
TO A LIVING WAGE.

THE LOCUST HAD
LOFTY LOGIC
BUT LITTLE
LOGARITHMS.

JIVE IN THE KEY OF "G"

Do Gargoyles ever Gargle and Gape?
Does a Galaxy ever get the Gift of Tongues?
Do Ghastly Ghosts ever get Garrulous?
Does a Grump ever get Gruff about Guano?
Does a Guanaco ever Grunt?
Do Grunion ever Grumble?
Did Genghis Khan ever run the Gauntlet?
Did Guinevere ever get Garbed in Gardenia and a G-String?

SONG OF THE DOLPHINS

THE DOLOROUS DOLPHINS
DEPLORED THE DOLCE VITA
OF THIS DANGEROUS AND
DOGMATIC HUMAN RACE.

THE LETTER M QUESTIONS

Did Moctezuma ever eat Moomoogaipan or Monterey Jack?

Did Henry Moore ever mold Moon sculptures?

Did Moses ever Mosh in a Mortuary or Mosque?

Did Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart ever use Mouthwash?

Did Muhammad ever Mount a Mule?

Will Murphy's Law ever become Moot?

Did Lady Mary Wortley Montagu or Marilyn Monroe ever Massage the Montes Pubis?

OOHING AND AAHING

THE
ONSLAUGHT
OF
OODLES
OF
ONOMATOPOEIA
IN
THE
OORT
CLOUD
ASTONISHED
THE
OOHING
AND
AAHING
ASTRONOMERS.

JIVE

The jealous Jehovah's Witness
Liked jazz, jewels and jelly beans.

Jekyll and Hyde jeered Jehovah.

Thomas Jefferson didn't say gee whiz
When he saw the jeopardy of jihad.

SEMI-MONTHLY SEMINARS

THE SEMI-LITERATE SEMITES
SAT IN A SEMI-CIRCLE
TO DISCUSS SEMI-COLONS
AND SEMI-SWEET CHOCOLATE