THE TOAD AND THE TINY TINTINABULUM

THE TOAD WAS IN A TIZZY
AFTER A PIECE OF TOAST HIT
HIM LIKE A TOBOGGAN.

THE TINY TINTINABULUM
TINKLED AND TOLD TIRESIAS
THAT IT WAS TIME TO TIPTOE
TO A TAVERN TO TIPPLE.

INSIDE OF EDEN

An Enchanted Emu
From the Empyrean
Was Empty-headed
And Enamored with
The Emperor who
Had Encountered
Encephalitis and
Egotistical Eggheads
Inside of Eden.

THE FLEA WITH A FLASHBACK

A FLAXEN FLEA
WAS FISHING FOR
FLATFISH IN HIS
FLATBOAT WHEN HE HAD
A FLASHBACK ABOUT
A FLAMENCO CALLED
FLAUBERT WHO FLAPPED
HIS FEATHERS LIKE
FLEECY FLAPJACKS

Allāhu Akbar

All Allah had to do was "Hollah"

And his Allergy was no "Bothah".

THE "C" NOTE

The Cathouse
Contained
Culpable
&
Cutthroat
Catholics
Who
Caterwauled
Their
Catharses.

ESKIMO & AESTHETE

An
Adept
Aesthete
Aspired
For
An
Airy
Afflatus
Again.

An
Esoteric
Eskimo
Eschewed
Escargot
And
Escarole.