MILLSTONE OF LIFE

A millipede,
Milord,
Is cooking
Mince
In his
Minaret.
While in
In my
Mind' eye,
Milord,
This Millstone of
Life is
Mindboggling!

A WOG AND A VIRGIN

A WOG WOKE UP THE WOLF
WHEN HE WACKED HIS HONKY WOMAN
WITH HIS WONDROUS
WOMBAT.

A VULGAR VIOLIN VIRTUOSO
(WHO THOUGHT HE WAS VISHNU)
VOWED TO TAKE A VOYAGE
TO FIND A VIRTUOUS
VIRGIN.

SNORKELING

The Snowy Owl and the Stuffy Sturgeon
Went Snorkeling in the Sargasso Sea.

Snowhite liked to Soak in Bubbly Soap
And Snorkel in Snowballs and Snowflakes
With the Seven Dwarfs.

The Snowy Owl's snout looks like a Snowcone.

Did Snorri Sturlusan, the Icelandic historian,
Who wrote a series of Sagas,
Ever Snorkel?

IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN

A Gargantuan Gargoyle
In Garish Garb
Gaped at Ganymede
Who wore Garlic, Garnet
And Gardenia
Inside of a gaol
In the Garden of Eden.

BOOGIE-WOOGIE BOOGEYMAN

The Boogey-man
With Blue Boogers
Threw his Boomerang
At the Boob-Tube...
Boom!
Then he did
The boogie-woogie
With a Bookworm.

INTRANSIGENCE

I won't eat the wonton!

I won't eat the wolf!

I want a woman who'll whistle wonderful waltzes!

BONSAI BONGOS AND BON-BONS

I.
A bomber yelled
"Bon Voyage" then
Flew into a
Bonfire that was
Piled high with
Bonsai, bones and bon-bons.

II.
A bonobo who wore a bonny bonnet
Liked to eat bon-bons while he
Banged his bongos in a boneyard.

III.
Do bongos every play bongos
In boneyards full of bonsai?

IV.
The bon vivant (a bona fide bonehead)
Bellowed "Bon Voyage"
And walked into the bright bonfire.

SOUL SEARCHER

The sorrowful sot
With an SOS
In his seething soul
Sought some soothing, soft
Souffle for his bowl.

HAYRIDE

Hagar didn't haggle about how much the haggis cost---
But she tried to hail a hayride on the hadrosaur!