"P" WORDS

Profligate
Progress
Proliferated.
Pachyderms
Preferred
Peanuts.
Peace
Paladins
Prevailed.
Paleolithic
Politicians
Promised
Panaceas.
Princesses
Pampered
Princes.
Paracelsus
Penetrated
Pandora's
Box.
Panthers
Panted
Passionately.
Perceval
Pursued
Perfection.
Plastic
Poisoned
The
Planet.
Plucky
Pelicans
Pooped.
Penelope
Pooh-Poohed
Pink
Panties.
Paradoxes
Paralyzed
Peter
Pan.

SENATORS SNAKES A SABER-TOOTHED TIGER AND SPACESHIP EARTH

A

Saber-toothed

Tiger

Sensed

The

Strategems

Of

Sinister

Snakes.

A

Sententious

Serio-comic

Was

Sad

Because

Of

All

The

Scrofulous

Senators.

Serpentine

Leaders

Continued

To

Make

Smarmy

Speeches.

Stentorian

Sternutations

Shook

The

School.

The

Saturnine

Century

Was

Slipping

Into

Its

Sepulcher.

The

Salvos

Of

Saurian

Attack

Ads

Were

Sickening.

Salacious

Sycophants

Spewed

A

Surfeit

Of

Spurious

Speeches.

Strident

Sorties

Of

Stoic

And

Smug

Superiors

Savagely

Slaughtered

And

Smashed

Spaceship

Earth.

WHALES WAFFLES AND WEEPING WILLOWS

Waifs

Waddled

Up

And

Down

Wormy

Walls.

Wardens

Of

War

Wasted

Wealth.

Weak

And

Weary

Water

Buffalo

Wanted

Water.

Whales

Wailed

Wake-up

Calls

To

End

War.

The

Wonderful

Aroma

Of

Waffles

Wafted

Across

The

World.

The

White

Witch

Waved

Her

Wand

At

Wild

Wenches

With

Wedgies.

Weeping

Willows

Were

Whirled

In

The

Wind.

The

Whining

Wuss

Was

Whacked

By

A

Wet

Walrus.

LADYBUGS LOBSTERS AND A LAMEBRAINED PRESIDENT

Love's
Labor
Was
Lost
Because
Of
Lousy
Luck.
A
Lugubrious
Loofah
Looked
Like
It
Was
From
A
Loony
Bin.
A
Lubricious
Lullaby
Lured
The
Lovebirds.
Loosey-goosey
Limpets
In
Leather
Lingerie
Did
The
Limbo.
A
Lewd
Lion's
Lip
Licked
A
Lecherous
Leopard's
Leg.
Luminous
Lightning
Bugs
Lit
Up
The
Lightless
Sky
Lickity-split.
The
Lady
In
The
Lake
Rose
Up
Like
Lazarus.
Labia
Minora
And
Labia
Majora
Were
Lost
In
A
Leviathan
Labyrinth.
The
Lamebrained
Lame
Duck
President
Needed
A
Laxative.
The
Lizard
And
The
Ladybug
Went
With
A
Lobster
To
The
Luau.

RUMPS RATS AND RAINBOW FISH

The
Repulsive
Rumps
of
Right-wing
Republicans
Reasoned
With
Fear-mongering
Ruses
And
Ruined
The
Republic.
Rainbow
Fish
Recited
Rosy
And
Ribald
Rhymes.
Roman
Rats
Raced
To
Eat
Rhubarb
And
Ravioli.
The
Raven
Roared
Never
More.
Righteous
And
Repulsive
Religions
Ruled.